{"product_id":"somebodys-feral-wife-hat","title":"Somebody's Feral Wife Hat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"175\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFor the wives who are a little wild, a little sarcastic, and always up for an adventure this hat was made for you.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"427\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"208\"\u003e\"Somebody's Feral Wife\"\u003c\/strong\u003e hat features a professionally embroidered patch mounted on a premium black cap. 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